WIE GEHTS

REBEL NEWS: Yo, this page will be getting some big ass changes soon. Ill be adding some new pages to it such as “New group names” and “Top 10 lists”. Gonna have some cool shit, check it out, or ill blow you up because jo mamma............is so fat.

Homework sucks.

Mother fucker blew BIG. Pazzie was a complete success and it blew dee fuck outa a little creek bed. Flipping thing was heart-pounding gut-wrenching brain-twitching ground-moving insanely coo1! His brothers haven’t found a target yet though.

Atlanta, Pholus, Peltro, and Pazzie are complete.

For those of you that don’t know who they are, they are the first 4 true pipe bombs created entirely from scratch by the rebels (REB and VoDkA). Atlanta and Pholus are each 1 ¼” by 6” pipes, Peltro is 1" by 6“, and Pazzie is ¾” by 5". Each is packed with powder that we got from fountains,mortar shells, and crackling balls. Each also has a +14” mortar shell type fuse.

Now our only problem is to find the place that will be “ground zero”.

Me and VoDkA also have made 2 more noisy crickets.

God damn it I’m sick of people saying “wick” when talking about fireworks! Don't falkin' say anothuh falkin' WICK or I’s gone to rip yer falkin' HAID off and YOU-rinate down yo' falkin' neck! IT’S FUSE!

If you haven’t made a C02 bomb today, I suggest you do so. Me and VoDkA detonated one yesterday and it was like a fucking dynamite stick. Just watch out for shrapnel.

I have created a duke map that’s almost exactly like the area in which we do our missions. Please check it out if you want to learn a bit more and see yourself what it’s like, plus it’s a good damn map and it’s got bitch loads of awesome explosions. It’s on the clan page, updated often.